You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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