Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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