Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize