I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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