and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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