Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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