why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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