the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Boobs are out for the taking
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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