Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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