i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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