I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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