I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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