doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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