you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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