i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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