all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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