Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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