great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
