every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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