So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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