my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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