i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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