Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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