How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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