So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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