The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
