Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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