when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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