you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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