i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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