White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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