Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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