That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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