??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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