Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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