sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
