You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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