Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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