who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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