haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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