Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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