At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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