thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
do nipples grow back?
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