Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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