Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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