Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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