whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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