Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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