Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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