The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I touched a dick in church today
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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