What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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