there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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