Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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